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Post by Falindraun on Apr 15, 2006 12:34:11 GMT -5
Because every decent Spam area needs a thread like this, I present you Sirius Snape's classic Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer thread.
The rules are simple: you must first answer the question above you anyway you like, then present your own stupid question.
Here goes:
why did Bill Gates cross the road?
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Post by Xeno Khan on Apr 15, 2006 14:51:18 GMT -5
To buy an Apple
What did he do with it?
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Post by Falindraun on Apr 16, 2006 13:39:47 GMT -5
invented his own apple
why is the grass red?
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Post by Xeno Khan on Apr 16, 2006 17:43:24 GMT -5
Because He peeled the Apple.
Where did he get such apeel?
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Post by Falindraun on Apr 16, 2006 22:09:22 GMT -5
steve jobs.
whats in a job?
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Post by Xeno Khan on Apr 16, 2006 23:14:35 GMT -5
Pelch
is it GUI?
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Post by cxone on Apr 20, 2006 15:10:26 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHHHHH ..................... No
If He makes it will they come ?
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Post by Xeno Khan on Apr 25, 2006 16:13:42 GMT -5
Ask Widow if she did.
Will we are even if she "does"?
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Post by Xeno Khan on May 5, 2006 14:51:02 GMT -5
Gee it's nice to see the many people responding to the question........
Hello, is this microphone on?
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Post by Jadefox on May 5, 2006 15:34:47 GMT -5
NO but...
"Can you hear me now?"
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Post by Falindraun on May 5, 2006 17:11:58 GMT -5
not really but "its the network"
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was high on crack?
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Post by JDragon on May 5, 2006 20:45:40 GMT -5
// Thread Hi-jack - glad to see our advertising is working. :-) - End Thread Hi-jack //
Whats wood?
So you say the drunk guy didn't get preferential treatment?
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Post by 1 on May 5, 2006 21:16:02 GMT -5
The water company didn't appreciate the loss of business.
When does someone say oww, ohh, doo!?
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Post by Jadefox on May 13, 2006 2:17:03 GMT -5
After someone pours them a non-alcoholic beer.
When is too much too much?
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Post by Xeno Khan on May 18, 2006 18:33:01 GMT -5
When a threesome becomes a televised event?
Was that too much?
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